People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

— Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

spaceysquid:

whos planning on getting high tomorrow?? not me because im not a DISAPPOINTMENT TO JESUS

rapewhistled:

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
Anonymous asked: how do you determine if someone is too old to date?

awkwardvagina:

I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma 

Anonymous asked: I love your blog

thank you so much omg ily you’re my first anon this is so embarrassing

l0stpatience:

thelusciouslumberjack:

sophiatheunicorniologist:

shadowxsama:

swaggaraptor:

polychromaticdragon:

funniest10k:

howdarenyou
This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

…is that drake and josh?

omg I think it is

What is going on

POSE WITH ME, BROTHA

POSE WITH ME, BROTHA

omg what

l0stpatience:

thelusciouslumberjack:

sophiatheunicorniologist:

shadowxsama:

swaggaraptor:

polychromaticdragon:

funniest10k:

howdarenyou

This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

…is that drake and josh?

omg I think it is

What is going on

POSE WITH ME, BROTHA

POSE WITH ME, BROTHA

omg what

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